Baby Photos - A Rant Only Non-Parents Will Read
Every time my Instagram blows up with baby photos, announcements, gender reveals, videos, status updates, ultra sound photos... I stalk you like you are my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. And now I gots things to say... Isn't it nice when people with no children judge other people with children? 1. The Dwight Reaction "We need a new plague." Don't we all hate traffic? I thought the point was to SPREAD. OUT. There are enough humans, why do we need more? What if you replaced all that time and phone storage with good music? I like music. I could probably handle a few more people in my life suggesting decent bands, taking photos of symphony concerts, and telling me about how difficult reading music before bed is. More music, less people. 2. The Liz Lemon Reaction "All God's children are terrible." Children are the worst, and all the adults know it. No one's children are the exception. I say this BECAUSE I AM OFTEN PAID TO HANDLE YOUR CHI...